The trouble with everything

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Insane McCain Refrain

Scarecrow McCain Campaign Song

I could while away the hours
contemplatin' all my powers --
perhaps I should explain --
I'm on a presidential mission and
I'm hoping and I'm wishin'
"If I only had a brain."

Oh, I endured a lot to get here --
prison, torture and my pet fear --
let me explain again:
On my presidential expediton
I did too much ass kissin'
and I pulled a Cheney train

So if you have got the mercy
to overlook my vicey versey
(and Iraq's just one I'll name)
Let's get on with the killin'
And the Halliburton billin'
with four more years of the same.