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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Fuck Homeland Security

A dietician looks at anti-terrorism

If we took a few small steps, made a few small changes in the way we live, more of us would lead long, healthy, happy lives. Just remember this:

The average American is more at risk from bacon than from terrorists.

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  • this is a quote from homeland security regarding searching and confiscating of personal computers and electronics when crossing the border.

    Russ Knocke, a spokesman for the Department of Homeland Security, equates searches of electronic devices to those of papers in briefcases.

    "You forgo your right to privacy when you are seeking admission into the country," he says. "This is the kind of scrutiny the American public expects."

    our right to privacy has been stolen

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Mon Feb 11, 10:13:00 AM 2008  

  • "The average American is more at risk from bacon than from terrorists."

    The Los Zetas gang along the the border of the U.S. and Mexico have been leaving mumified bodies of victims all over Texas with signs saying "Don't fuck with the Zetas. don't even try."

    Today over 42 Americans remain missing and most likely kid napped by the Los Zetas for ransom or punishment for them or a relative not doing what the Zetas want them to do.

    The Zetas have been recruiting in our high schools for kids who will traffic drugs and spy on police for them. They have even killed a baby once so that they could cut it open and keep drug pelets in it so they can sneek it past border patrol without causing any attention.

    Los Zetas have set up camps in which to train recruits as well as ex-federal, state, and local police officers. In addition, they have invited into their ranks ex-troops from Guatemala known as Kaibiles.

    The group is extremely well armed, they wear body armor and some wear Kevlar ballistic helmets; their arsenal includes AR-15 and AK-47 assault rifles, MP5 submachine guns, 50 cal. machine guns, grenade launchers, ground-to-air missiles, dynamite and helicopters. They are known to operate with modern wiretapping equipment and purchase the cellular phone codes of their intended targets directly from the phone companies and providers.

    Los Zetas is known to operate with a higher tactical degree than the local authorities. During one shootout against law enforcement the group employed grenade launchers and 50 cal. machine guns. The group has been linked to monitoring and kidnapping of journalists, and the murder of rival cartel members and their families. Los Zetas gang has been known to hire local gangs such as the Texas Syndicate, MS-13 and Hermanos Pistoleros Latinos to carry out contract killings.

    Often, Los Zetas operate while uniformed as Federal Preventive Police and driving similarly labeled vehicles. In addition to conducting activities along the border, they are visible throughout the Gulf Coast region, in the Southern states of Tabasco, Yucatan, Quintana Roo, and Chiapas, and in the Pacific Coast states of Guerrero, Oaxaca, and Michoacán, as well as in Mexico City. Evidence also indicates that they may be active in Texas and, possibly, other U.S. states.

    There are several other Los Zetas groups in addition to commandos. Los Halcones (The Hawks) keep watch over distribution zones and use 2 meter radio band. Las Ventanas (The Windows) comprise bike-riding youngsters in their mid-teens who whistle to warn of the presence of police and other suspicious individuals near small stores that sell drugs. Los Mañosos (The Cunning Ones) acquire arms; Los Leopardos (Leopards) are prostitutes who slyly extract information from their clients; and Dirección (Command) are approximately 20 communications experts who intercept phone calls, follow and identify suspicious automobiles, and even accomplish kidnappings and executions.

    Los Zetas are involved in myriad criminal activities. They have branched out into kidnappings, murder-for-hire, extortion, money-laundering and human smuggling. For security purposes, Los Zetas have adopted a cell-like structure to limit the information that any one member of the organization knows about his associates.

    So what were you saying again?

    By Blogger The Modern Whig Maverick, at Thu Jan 29, 06:50:00 PM 2009  

  • I think he was saying something that has absolutely nothing to do with the Zetas, which sort of makes you look like a smug idiot that knows how to copy and paste.

    But gee-golly, cutting up babies to smuggle drugs. That's so effective! It's not like dead babies are suspicious, right? Think about this for a second. How much can you fit in the corpse of a baby? Not much. Certainly not enough to justify the effort.

    I guess as long as it will scare people into being as small-minded as you, you don't mind repeating sensationalistic yellow journalism with absolutely no credibility. How about a source for your information, compadre?

    For that matter, how about you take a bloody statistics class and then take a look at causes of death in America. Think past your nose.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tue Sep 01, 02:25:00 AM 2009  

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