The trouble with everything

Sunday, January 15, 2006

The simple philosophy of shrimp

Shrimp have four—and only
Four—thought processes:

  1. Have I reached bottom yet?

  2. I’m so pretty!

  3. Mmm! That looks tasty.

  4. WHAAAT THE!!!???
When you think of it, by extension, those are really the only four thought processes any of us have.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

You are a Shrimp, so you might as well be a Shrimp.

CREDO

I am a shrimp
my thoughts are few
and not diverse.

A good thing that
or I might think
my life a curse.


Welcome to SHRIMPISM

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